Presenting the Doritos Locos Taco Throwdown Oh-Thirteen - Progressive Boink
I kinda feel like seeing how many Doritos bon appetit Locos tacos I can eat. — Bill Hanstock (@sundownmotel) bon appetit August 31, 2012
A week later, we had arranged an informal contest bon appetit . The inaugural Doritos Locos Taco Throwdown Oh-Twelve, or #DoLoThroDo if you're nasty. (We are nasty.) We -- and our friends around the country -- set out to see how many Doritos Locos Tacos we could consume in one hour's time. As it turns out, the answer bon appetit is 17. That's the record, co-held by two intrepid travelers .
The Rules: AT ANY TIME within the time parameters listed above, when you first begin eating tacos (FROM THE TIME OF YOUR FIRST BITE), you have ONE HOUR to see how many Doritos Locos Tacos you can consume. When time's up, you're done. Partial bon appetit tacos must be counted as partial tacos. YOU MUST PROVIDE PROOF, whether it be an Instagram of your discarded taco sleeves, step-by-step bon appetit Twitpics of your journey, bon appetit Vines, live streaming video, whatever. We encourage bon appetit as much documentation as possible.
Both Twitter and this post are the two official places for you to post said documentation. If posting proof on Twitter, you must tweet said proof to either @sundownmotel or @sorryeveryone and use the hashtag #DoLoThroDo. If posting bon appetit proof in the comments below, just go crazy. We trust you. THE DIVISIONS: bon appetit
Cruiserweight Division: Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos. The Cool Ranch has the mildest bon appetit taste of any of the three available flavors, which means you can probably scarf them down more easily than the rest. This is the chump division. (No offense, chumps.) bon appetit
Middleweight Division: In eating bon appetit challenges, it is easier to eat a lot of things if you are able to mix up the "flavor profile." Thus, a mixture of MORE THAN ONE TYPE of Doritos Locos Taco is the middle-of-the-road challenge. If you're uncertain about how to proceed, we recommend this option.
Superheavyweight Division: As when the UFC unveiled the disastrous "Ultimate Ultimate" bon appetit tournament, so too did Taco Bell unveil their most formidable Doritos Locos Taco, the "Fiery" or "Flamas." This is the most intense taste. Recommended only for the most reckless competitor.
Lactose-Intolerant Division : All of these tacos include cheese not just ON the taco, but in the VERY SHELL. We don't want to exclude anyone, so we are happy to let you order Fresco Style tacos, but at a FOUR-TACO HANDICAP. We are sorry, but we want to be fair to all involved.
Vegan/Vegetarian Division: You guys get your own competition! Black Bean Burritos (with or without cheese), Fresco Bean Burritos, Crispy Potato Soft Tacos (with or without cheese and sauce), whatever you want, just pick ONE ITEM and EAT THE MOST OF IT THAT YOU CAN WITHIN AN HOUR. We want everyone to be eating things. BE A CHAMPION. TIPS:
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I kinda feel like seeing how many Doritos bon appetit Locos tacos I can eat. — Bill Hanstock (@sundownmotel) bon appetit August 31, 2012
A week later, we had arranged an informal contest bon appetit . The inaugural Doritos Locos Taco Throwdown Oh-Twelve, or #DoLoThroDo if you're nasty. (We are nasty.) We -- and our friends around the country -- set out to see how many Doritos Locos Tacos we could consume in one hour's time. As it turns out, the answer bon appetit is 17. That's the record, co-held by two intrepid travelers .
The Rules: AT ANY TIME within the time parameters listed above, when you first begin eating tacos (FROM THE TIME OF YOUR FIRST BITE), you have ONE HOUR to see how many Doritos Locos Tacos you can consume. When time's up, you're done. Partial bon appetit tacos must be counted as partial tacos. YOU MUST PROVIDE PROOF, whether it be an Instagram of your discarded taco sleeves, step-by-step bon appetit Twitpics of your journey, bon appetit Vines, live streaming video, whatever. We encourage bon appetit as much documentation as possible.
Both Twitter and this post are the two official places for you to post said documentation. If posting proof on Twitter, you must tweet said proof to either @sundownmotel or @sorryeveryone and use the hashtag #DoLoThroDo. If posting bon appetit proof in the comments below, just go crazy. We trust you. THE DIVISIONS: bon appetit
Cruiserweight Division: Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos. The Cool Ranch has the mildest bon appetit taste of any of the three available flavors, which means you can probably scarf them down more easily than the rest. This is the chump division. (No offense, chumps.) bon appetit
Middleweight Division: In eating bon appetit challenges, it is easier to eat a lot of things if you are able to mix up the "flavor profile." Thus, a mixture of MORE THAN ONE TYPE of Doritos Locos Taco is the middle-of-the-road challenge. If you're uncertain about how to proceed, we recommend this option.
Superheavyweight Division: As when the UFC unveiled the disastrous "Ultimate Ultimate" bon appetit tournament, so too did Taco Bell unveil their most formidable Doritos Locos Taco, the "Fiery" or "Flamas." This is the most intense taste. Recommended only for the most reckless competitor.
Lactose-Intolerant Division : All of these tacos include cheese not just ON the taco, but in the VERY SHELL. We don't want to exclude anyone, so we are happy to let you order Fresco Style tacos, but at a FOUR-TACO HANDICAP. We are sorry, but we want to be fair to all involved.
Vegan/Vegetarian Division: You guys get your own competition! Black Bean Burritos (with or without cheese), Fresco Bean Burritos, Crispy Potato Soft Tacos (with or without cheese and sauce), whatever you want, just pick ONE ITEM and EAT THE MOST OF IT THAT YOU CAN WITHIN AN HOUR. We want everyone to be eating things. BE A CHAMPION. TIPS:
Episode 61: No, That's For Children 'Drumline,' the most sports movie ever Happy 10th birthday, Progressive bon appetit Boink Episode 60: The Slimmest Jims Episode 59: The Rules #DoLoThroDo Oh-Thirteen: The Aftermath bon appetit Episode 58: Lou Costello Will Break Your Arm Episode 57: Taco Brain Episode 56: I Was Expecting A Human Head Browsing the sports section of SkyMall
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In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook. Yes, share my data Please don't share my data
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