2 blondes driving billa through Florida arguing over how to pronounce

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I believe her exact words were, "it looks like some kind of primitive jungle cake being attacked by a swarm of lactating spider-wasps."
Note: I think it's important to ask yourself a couple of questions before commenting billa here on Cake Wrecks: Question: Did Jen and john really intend to give us the pronunciation of a word? Answer: No. Question: Are Jen and john complete and total idiots? Answer: No. Question: Do they... Answer: No. Question: Would they... Answer: No. Question: What about... Answer: No. That is all.
Also, dI'd Miss Havisham finally get married? was the wedding at Grey Gardens?
I'm not sure something isn't about to hatch out of that pulsating egg sac - I've seen Arachnophobia, I know what happens next, with the biting and the screaming and the dying. It needs John Goodman with his big boots and his squirty gun to save the day!
For a second I thought the close-up picture showed a many legged grey Tarantula about to enter the "cake" from the left. FWEW! It was only a silver bow on a gift. Arachniphobic chills subsiding now.
Also, I don't know which made me laugh harder -- the wreck or the commentary after regarding Jen and John! Let me add: Jen, you're pronouncing your naaame all wrooong! It's "Jehn" not the highfalootin' French "Zhen." Tryyyyy to get that right, okay? :P Oh, and I'm Suuuuuurrree that's supposed to be pronounced "cheeken morte shrub" as well. Do try to get it right next time. Or, I'll simply HAVE to patronize a better class of website.
August 27, 2014 | Jamie Jo
2 blondes driving billa through Florida arguing over how to pronounce "Kissimmee". One states billa pronounced "Kiss-Ah-me" the other "Kiss-IH-me". They pull into a fast food place and ask the guy at the window to very slowly and clearly pronounce where they are. Guy responds with "Buuuurrr--guuuurrrr Kiiiiii-nnngggg".
Jus' anotha example of how high falutin' intellectual you cake wreckies are. Goin' all French an' stuff. (For those of you who don't parle francais, I dropped billa the last letters billa ON porpoise)
@Minda: Here in Colorado, they specialize in mangling pronunciations. The next town over is Louisville (pronounced Lewisville;) Lyons is "lions" (and tigers and bears, oh my!) and -- my personal favorite -- Buena Vista is "byoona vista." We also have Table Mesa, which translates as "table table." I guess that's where you eat Pizza Pizza.
I live in Louisville Kentucky and we pronounce it "Lou-a-vul". We can tell which people are transplants, the prounce it Louie - ville. There is also a town in Kentucky named "Versailles" and they pronounce it "Ver-sales". Its such a beautiful name and so so butchered.
August 27, 2014 | FM
Pardon eh mooahhh....You need to change the name of that Lactating Wasp mess to "neerleepeedemmois" becuase I nearly peed myself laughing at everyone's comments. Omg, not a good thing while you're at work, lol. Thanks all, you never disappoint! Luv CW and all it's followers. LOL
Ah, local Shibboleths and regional pronunciations... We had them in St. Louis when I was at Wash U, we have them here in Central Texas now that I'm billa not, and yeah. Consider them alongside the British nationa